Fuck Deadspin. This is funny shit.

The Cowboys Picked Themselves Another Winner [Deadspin]

David liebt Knight Rider, Mitch Buchannon, Deutschland, Schnäpse, Hamburger und USC Football.

Fight On Hoff. Fight On!

The star of Academy Award winning films King Solomon's Mines, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, Above the Law and Action Jackson throws up the "V" for Victory.

Sharon is best known for single handedly supporting the Cheetah Print fabric industry. However, few know that her real passion is for the Men of Troy.

Sharon you are hot and bat shit nuts. A combination TrojanWire always salutes.

Luxury car dealer Ashley Schaeffer (seen above flashing the Victory sign) will make his first appearance Sunday night at 10:30 pm on Eastbound & Down (HBO). Along with selling German Imports and being a huge booster of USC athletics, Ashley Schaeffer has magnificent hair.

Ashley’s favorite things in life are Caviar, Champagne, Fine Fuzz and USC.

Auburn head coach, Tommy Tuberville, was fired/resigned after 10 years of service with the Tigers. He seemed like a pretty good guy when USC "waxed" Auburn 23-0.

Now he is getting his due on TrojanWire in this picture where he's flashing a "V" for victory.

Fight on, Tommy.

Looking better than she ever has in this picture, the party queen sports the "V" for Victory. She will need a miraculous one after being charged with a 2nd DUI last night.

International and Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio flashes the "V" for Victory.

Alessandra Ambrosio again for no reason [The Superficial]