USC Football Haiku
Images parodied from USmovies1 and tributetotroy.com
Time to preface the soft Stanford game with some USC football related Haikus and a picture of Samurai Pete. Never has a poem been so manly.
The Trojans will teach
A tree is not a mascot
Lumberjack of men
*More Trojan Haikus inside. Post-your-own!
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I kick that flag-pole
I don't know the reason why
but I love the sound
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Smell of dirty dogs
Mixed along with dusty air
A team victorious
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some one handed catch
So-Cal spell out confusion
white horse emerges
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one last goal-line stand
a small push to cross the line
screaming Trojan fans
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their two helmets meet
a collision like thunder
a yellow flag flies
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Beer makes me stumble
This weekend same as the last
Game minutes away
Impress your girlfriend with a football related haiku of your own. Remember: 5-7-5. First line five syllables, second line seven, third line five.
And feel free to post your Trojan Haiku own below.
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Comments
crowd shouts 'big balls pete'
take the field at fourth and ten
hush falls over the coliseum
Posted by: Samurai Balls at October 5, 2007 01:41 PM
A Beer Induced Haze
The Bathroom Line is too Long
I piss behind the fence
Posted by: will at October 5, 2007 02:40 PM
A beer induced haze
the bathroom line is too long
I piss behind fence
Posted by: correction at October 5, 2007 02:53 PM
What will the score be?
Too much diatribe from all
A lot to nothing
Posted by: cdelcampo at October 5, 2007 11:28 PM
trojans and the tree
big blowout for all to see
nine nothing?
Posted by: SCks at October 6, 2007 05:44 PM
Twenty Three points only?
The Trojans overrated?
Roll on Cardinal?
Posted by: Unfortunate Stanfurd Fan at October 6, 2007 08:38 PM
tree falls on Trojan
shot heard around the world
nothing but silence
Posted by: Devon at October 8, 2007 09:24 AM
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