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What a surprise! USC had another post-big game letdown entering Pac10 play.
Don't go into hibernation just yet; there are positives to be taken away from this game shown in the highlights.
Joe McKnight rushed for 100 yards on 11 carries, upping his current season total rush yards to 305. Could he be the first Trojan since Reggie Bush to rush for over 1000 yards in a season?
The offense struggled with the passing game, but there were some great runs by Stanley Havili, Stafon Johnson, and Allen Bradford.
USC's young defense did a great job containing Jake Locker and holding the Huskies to 16 points. If only the offense would have scored another touchdown or two. Sophomore Jurrell Casey and redshirt freshman Nick Perry set up camp in the Huskies' backfield.
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For the uninitiated, the Trojan Rewind is a show that airs on FSN at 10:30pm on Tuesdays. It is a recap of gameday told by on-field and on-campus cameras. The camera operators happen to be perverts (like us) and are always zeroing in on the hottest co-eds of the crowd. These flashes of brilliance can now be immortalized on the Internet. This is "Girls of the Rewind".
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From Wednesday night's Late Show with David Letterman:
10. During breakfast, you ask your son to pass the Nokia Sugar Bowl
9. Canceled family trip to Mexico, going to Boise State instead
8. Mailed nude photos of yourself to Brent Musburger
7. Insist on being called "Coach" even though you're a dentist
6. Told your daughter, "I'd love to go to your wedding, but the Northern Illinois-TCU is on"
5. Every time you walk ten yards, three of your friends have to move the chains
4. Instead of a shower, you dump a bucket of Gatorade on yourself
3. Always asking, "What would Joe Paterno do?"
2. Your solution to Iraq-- "I dunno, a playoff system?"
1. In bed, your wife says, "Get a Trojan" -- you come back with USC Kicker Mario Danelo
Late Show: Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much College Football [CBS - Thanks, Elana!]
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As usual, we echo the majority of the sentiments expressed by the Everyday Should Be Saturday crew in their "improvements to college football's much-maligned, much-praised, and much-watched flagship preview show" post. But in particular, we'd like to formally second this motion:
Please do not prolong the withering career of Big and Rich another second.
The specialized lyrics may keep them on the ESPN payroll for another year, but the mayfly's life that is their career is done. We have lyrics for their final "special edition" song:
Well we're coming!
And we're shittaayyyyy!
If you wanna little (SPLASH! AIIGGHHHH!!! ROAAAARgggHHHH fip fip fip fip fip fip..aaiiighhn...)
That noise is a shipping container full of hungry, rabid wolverines being dropped on top of the C-list country duo just after being doused in chicken blood. If the budget doesn't allow for this, we'll understand. But after two years, it should be clear that no one wants any more ting in their ting tang, no matter how delightfully suggestive that may sound, since it would involve Big and Rich, whose appearance would serve as a powerful contraceptive to all but the most beer-soaked and undiscriminating brood mare.
THEY'RE COMAAAHHHHNNGGG!!! [EDSBS]
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Fried-food fans listen up, we're talking about your first love over here.
