TrojanWire - Snoop Dogg

LES MILES AND SNOOP DOGG. THAT JUST HAPPENED.

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:46:03 -0800

Les Miles loves him some Snoop Dogg, and vice versa. Any man who came up with WBLZ would have some admiration for The Mad Hatter, wouldn’t he?

Snoop Dogg and Les Miles both admire having balls, no matter where they are anatomically.

11 Alternate NCAA 09 Covers

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:13:53 -0800

The NCAA Football series.

There is nothing in a 20-something year-old college football die-hard's life that can match the unbridled excitement of it.

Well, actually, there are lots of things. Beer, vagina, re-runs of Family Guy, this picture, Stouffer's French-Bread pizza, vagina, stumbling upon a classic scene from The Godfather while flipping channels, vagina. Still, it's a pretty fun game. And it's different every year.

OK, so no it's not.

It's the same fucking game every year.

All they do is update the senior class, shit out a new draft pick on the front, write a bunch of hackish, slogany catch-phrases for the back, let Lee Corso out of his cage, feed him his meds, lock him in a sound studio, wave a shiny microphone in front of his face, and drag Kirk Herbstreit out of a slutty, smells-like-Woodford-Reserve-and-unprotected-sex sorority house dorm room at 9 A.M. to re-dub the same exact "color" comments from the previous year's game.

But it's special. And with its release only weeks away, Gump4Heisman thought "Why settle for what lame-ass EA Sports gives us?" Why settle for the same?

Why not use the cover to reflect what's REALLY going on in college football? Why not use the cover to have a little fun at some schools' expense? Why not use the cover to selfishly make fun of teams and programs I do not like? Why not use the cover to once again over-promote my favorite school? Why not quit rambling and make with the photoshopping already?

I will, thank you.

And sure, there have been other knock-off covers. Fanboys across the nation fill NCAA Football covers with undeserving fan favorites. But this time... this time it's, well, new. And twisted. And funny. And sick. And over-the-top. And a bit profane. And likely to make you question my mental stability.

In other words: it's pure Gump.

And before you ask, "Are the covers dominated by SEC schools?" I'll ask you this: Is college football?

OK then.

Enjoy.

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NOTE: These covers are not high-res, but have been scaled to print to size. So, if you want, print one out and use it when you buy NCAA 09. No charge. Only, when your friend asks where you got it from, send him or her my way. Oh, and click on my damn ads. Mainly, the top one. That's how I make money off this deranged web domain. You no make with the clickie, I no make with the bloggie, capiche?

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We begin...

(CLICK THE IMAGE TO SEE IT FULL-SIZE)

Georgia Bulldogs

Mark Richt. The very name brings to mind words like cleanliness, goodiness, neatiness, and Spaghettios. OK, I'll admit that last one comes to mine probably more because, at the moment, I'm hungry like the Duran Duran.

Auburn Tigers

What's that sound you hear? It's Tommy Tuberville's recruiting machine in, as Snoop Dogg would say, full motherfuckin' effizect. Tuberville, when he isn't in Arkansas shooting spread pellet, is snatching up every spread-worthy, five-foot nothin, 130-lb. Ruettiger he can find.

Alabama Crimson Tide

Albert. Means. No two words cause Immedi-Cringe™ on the face of an Alabama fan/myself quite like those two. (OK, well maybe 'Bill. Curry.') SO let's say it again. Albert Means. Albert Means. Albert Means. Dammit me. You barner.

USC Trojans

Ha. And you thought Alabama used to be dishin' the dirt. If it can be done, it can be done and gotten away with at USC. After all, you know what they say, at USC the rules are made to be ignored. Apparently, the NCAA has no problem with this.

Ohio State Buckeyes

The next time you're out of jokes at a party and someone wants to hear a good one, just say "Ohio State." That should get plenty of laughs.

Arkansas Razorbacks

Yessir. Arkansas got themselves a pure-bread head coach. And they paid through the teeth for him. At first, it looked like their coaching search had tucked tail and ran. Yet just when you thought they were out of bite, it turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks. And in the end, they went barking up the right tree.

Florida Gators

Tim Tebow is a legend. Already. But even the mighty Tebow cannot contend with Her. Her is even more of a legend. An internet legend. Yet we do not even know Her name. Or else we would try to be friends with Her on facebook. Tits.

LSU Tigers

LSU is about to have to start a Harvard transfer uber-nerd. At quarterback. In the SEC. And they still might even be loaded enough to win the West.

Jacksonville State

Continuing the story... Ryan Perrilloux. Enough said.

'Bama Bonus Cover A

So Jay Barker just got hitched to super hot country music superstar Sara Evans. Though all mainstream country music is no doubt shit-filled poo-poo doo-doo these days, apparently Jay Barker's love life is anything but. So, being a National Championship Quarterback at the University of Alabama has its perks. Who knew. (John Parker, are you out there? Yea, it's a long shot. But pick a favorite pop singer and hop to it son... That goes for you too Star/AJ/next stud QB commit...)

'Bama Bonus Cover B

We all know that no one can out-recruit Nick Saban. But here's the real question: Could Nick Saban out-recruit himself... with his virtual self in NCAA Dynasty Mode? Doubtful.

FIN.

- Le Gump

LenDale in New Snoop Dogg Video

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:40:32 -0800

(Image from Geffen Records and Snoopadelic Records LLC)

A very brief cameo, but LenDale White makes an appearance in Snoop Dogg's latest video — "Life Of Da Party". After the jump view the video and pay attention around the 1:16 mark.

"cuz da ball playas know me" [USC Sports Talk]

"cuz da ball playas know me"

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:26:55 -0800

Tennessee Titans' running back, and former USC tailback, Lendale White makes a brief (very brief) cameo appearance in Snoop Dogg's newest music video, Life Of Da Party.

Check out Lendale at the 01:16 mark... (don't blink)

Hopefully Lendale has left Vegas and has started preparing for the Titans' mini-camp.

Fight On!

The Donor Next Door

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:24:10 -0800

Recruiting just got even easier for Pete Carroll and Tim Floyd.

It's already alluring to go where Snoop Dogg, Suge Knight, and Will Ferrell roam the sidelines.

Master P and Donald Faison recently came to Midnight Madness.

A break from training camp looks like this.

It's a college campus with near-perfect weather and manicured, well, everything. One popular college football blog runs a weekly column entitled "Pete Carroll's Enchanted Gridiron Grotto."

And speaking of grottoes, Hugh Hefner just gave $2 million to the school of Cinematic Arts. The school already has a censorship class and the Chair for the Study of American Film named after the Playboy mogul. Now his name is going up on "a central exhibition space."

But that would never cross the mind of an 17 year-old high school boy, would it?

[Note: A certain blogger has been under the weather the past couple days ... more on the BCS and hoops coming up soon.]

Photo by Richard Hartog / LAT

Snoop Dogg Has Some Choice Words for Mr. Les Miles

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:42:18 -0800

100% Injury Rate brings this gem to our attention; without it, our day would not be complete.

Snoop Dogg, rapper, wide receiver, and now USC defender (of sorts), came on an LA radio station today.

"Who the fuck is Les Miles?"
"The SEC, we done played Arkansas last year Les, tore they ass up by 40 Les, they won your division last year, Les, bitch-ass motherfucker."

Quoting him does not do it justice. Gump For Heisman has the SNOOP DOGG DISSES LES MILES MP3, where you can hear a 2-drink-before-9:13-in-the-morning Snoop on the LSU coach.

"Man, we're USC. We get Heismans like my crew gets pussy -- whenever we want to."

UPDATE: Turns out this is a Snoop impostor. Great impression.

Les Miles should expect a cap in his ass any day now [100% Injury Rate via Gump For Heisman]

Celebs are out at the Rose Bowl

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:24:29 -0800

NCAA rules regarding sideline management will be followed. Each team will only be allowed 5 sideline guest passes for former players. But 700 press passes will be issued. Celebs are out.

This means no Kirsten Dunst, Alyssa Milano, Will Ferrell, George Lucas, Dr. Dre, The Game or Andre 3000; no Snoop Dogg, Henry Winkler or Luke Walton, who apparently doesn't command enough star power to reside on the Trojans sideline anyways.

Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong and Dennis Quaid will be spared the embarassment of residing alongside the Longhorns players.

ROSE BOWL REPORT [Kansas City Star]

Celebrity Coach: Snoop Dogg

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 22:20:35 -0800

Long Beach Poly alum, Snoop Dogg, played the role of special teams coach in USC practice today. The rapper made his surprise entrance when the players were expecting to be chewed out by defensive line coach Ed Orgeron. Matt Leinart on today:

It was fun today having our celebrity coach. It's nice to get away from all the seriousness and have some fun. I think Snoop has some talent. He caught the ball well. He's a funny guy--he made everyone laugh.

The Heisman hopeful even gave him more props than Will Ferrell:

I think he showed a little more talent than Will Ferrell did when he came out here last year. The only ball I threw to Will, he dropped.

November 16, 2004 [Matt Leinart's Blog]
Snoop surprises team [The Daily Trojan]
Rapper practices with USC football team [Fox Sports]