Mack Brown hates himself, those delicious pies he can't stop eating

You're Mack Brown. You bring a National Championship to Texas for the first time in 30 years. The entire state (well, outside College Station) is ready to build statues in your honor.

So Mack, when you look back on your big game, what comes to mind?:

"The only thing I regret," he said, "is all the pictures taken at the national championship game, and I'll always be fat in them."

Spoken like a true Texan. Assuming that Texan were a female guest on Dr. Phil.

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Comments

Mandel on SI has a great piece on pretenders to the national championship, eight teams which most people consider contenders this year but can't possibly win it. #1 on the list is Texas.

No team in more than 20 years with a freshman QB has won any part of an NC.

Posted by: CT at August 9, 2006 10:40 AM

I heard Mack Brown's nickname in high school was "bitchtits".

Posted by: Max Power at August 9, 2006 01:56 PM

You sure it wasn't "sugartits" ??

Posted by: J.D. at August 9, 2006 01:57 PM