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Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. •People Magazine is reporting that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are getting back together. Sources say Bush took a... more »

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Well, there goes the Saints’ season.

I know a lot of football fans often see players’ hot, centerfold, assalicious (for those who don’t know, that’s the league above bootylicious comprised only of Kim Kardashian) arm candy as a distraction, but for Reggie, this was different. For any of you who think Kardassian is a jinx like Jessica, get your head out the fucking Chicken of the Sea can.

Sure, it’s easy to draw the parallels – K.K. and J.S. both have (or had) their own shitty reality TV shows that make you feel like you’re taking a weedwhacker to your head while watching. Yes, they’re bombshells. Yes, I could jump off a ten story building head-first and still be a higher functioning human being. However, Kim was different in so many ways.

Any sports nerd is going to look at Reggie’s stats the past two years (when he dated Kardassian) and say, “you dumbass, his numbers were down from his rookie year and he had more injuries.” Thank you. If ESPN.com had a Braille option, Stevie Wonder could have told me the same fucking thing.

You’re crazy if you think that tig ‘ol bitty brunette wasn’t keeping our Heisman homeboy loose by making him pose in ways that would make Richard Simmons cringe. Hell, just ask Tom Brady what blow jobs due to knee ligament damage. If Reg wasn’t dating Kim, his leg joints might be worse than Bill Walton’s right now.

You know what Jessica Simpson did for Romo (other than give him the football equivalent whiskey dick in the playoffs)? She broke his finger. Why? What else is a guy going to do when Jessica Simpson doesn’t put out and your next best option is Terrell Owens.

And good ‘ol Kimmy diversified Reggie’s ensemble. He’s in subway commercials, fitness commercials and they’re teaming up to give Becks and Posh an run for their money as couple I most want to see in a homemade flick. I know you’ve seen the photos of Kim and Reg in whatever that mens magazine was. Mens Health or some shit probably. Why didn’t you ever see HRomo and Jessica on the cover of a metrosexual mag? Because Jessica didn’t know you had to be pregnant in order to be sponsored by Target’s maternity line and Jerry Jones simply doesn’t stand for any of that bullshit.

So, Saints fans, you best hope two-five finds himself a replacement. FAST. Finding a bounceback from Kardassian won’t be like returning punts against the Vikings, but I hear Megan Fox is single.

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(Photo via GQ/Alexi Lubomirski)

People magazine is reporting the Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are ending their relationship. They dated for two years.

So how does affect Reggie's fantasy football value?

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Call It Quits [people.com]

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Remember a couple of years back, when the media made a big to-do about Bill Parcells referring to Terrell Owens as “the player”? Well, meet the latest version of “the player” - Reggie Bush. Not coincidentally, the man who referred to the former USC Heisman Trophy winner that way is a Parcells disciple - New Orleans Saints coach Sean... more »

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(Photo/Alexi Lubomirski)

USC Heisman winning tailback and New Orleans Saint, Reggie Bush, appears in this months issue of GQ with his girlfriend Kim Kardashian.

Keep living the dream Reggie.

More pictures of Reggie and Kim after the jump….

The Saint and the Sinner [GQ]

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• Reggie Bush wants to help gal pal Kim Kardashian cut a few calories. Well, bumping ‘n’ grinding is one way to do it. • Quinton Jackson went on a little Rampage through the streets of SoCal. • We were so close to seeing J.D. Drew pitch in the All-Star Game. • Kirk Radomski delivers more bad news for... more »

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With all the hullabaloo over Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson’s near-breakup & reported reconciliation, we’ve neglected to keep recent tabs on the NFL’s other gossip-powered couple - Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian. Thankfully, LARRY BROWN SPORTS doesn’t let us fall too far behind, as the Saints RB and L.A.’s booty queen could soon be strutting down the aisle together... more »

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Never mind Jessica - not even *Homer* Simpson could have helped Tony Romo’s wrangling Wrigley rendition of the 7th inning stretch. • Kim Kardashian cut together a “private” calendar for Reggie Bush - and wouldn’t you know it, some of the photos have leaked out to the public! • Were the Atlanta Hawks secretly loaded up with extra liquor... more »

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Wonder how Richard Williams feels about the latest VOGUE cover? • Reggie Bush gets caught in a Hornet’s nest of trouble between Kim Kardashian and an ex-flame at last night’s game in New Orleans. • Introducing pretty Philly sportscaster Meredith Markovits. • New Air Jordans are coming out in honor of Michael’s … baseball career? • The Cubs’ conditioning... more »

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Lohan and Guilburt. Images from LaLate and The Bosh

Young, Rich & Infamous? Make Love With a Trojan...

Things seem to be heating up in sunny Southern California, and we're not just talking about the weather. It seems every time the tabloids snap a picture of celluloids' most scandalous young starlets, there's a USC student or graduate standing beside them. Take the latest silver-screen scandal of the moment: Lindsay Lohan. Her rap-sheet is nearly as long as her IMDB profile. There's the multiple speeding tickets, the running red-lights, a hit-and-run, D.W.I, the drinking, the alleged cocaine possession, the rehab, and the revealing Marylin Monroe photos. And who was that scruffy guy with her in all the tabloid photos? That's USC graduate Spencer Guilburt. Lohan's has been caught with her (now-ex) hubby-of-the moment - 24 year old Guilbert, a graphic artist/clothing designer, kissing around town.

Spears and Edie, photo from BritneyFans.org

Then there was Britney Spears and her suspected romance with ex-Trojan volleyball player and Realtor-to-the-stars, Robert Edie. Now I'm not even going to list Britney's problems, because if you have a TV and a pulse, you know things have turned straight-jacket-crazy in the pop-icon's life. But before she was suspected to be romantically involved with the Marshall business school grad, it was rumored she was playing tonsil hockey with Matt Leinart.

And that's not all! USC has been historically linked with silver-screen sex scandals since before there was even sound in cinema. The rumored encounters go all the way back into the 1920s...

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