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The Washington State student newspaper, the Daily Evergreen, has a great sense of humor. Since May, four Cougar football players have either been arrested or suspended from the team. In addition to those players, 25 have been arrested or charged with offenses between 2006 and 2008. I guess there isn't much to do in Pullman Washington (population 27,030) except break the law.
The Daily Evergreen is tired of writing the same story over and over again so they came up with a nice solution, a fill-in-the-blanks-editorial. This is the note from their editor:
Due to the absurdly high number of arrests of football players, The Summer Evergreen is publishing this fill-in-the-blanks editorial rather than having to publish a new piece every few months or so.
To see their version of WSU Football Mad Libs, click here.
______ is an embarassment to WSU football [Daily Evergreen]
WSU coach inherits a mess off the field [Seattle Times]













