Beaver DT ♥ gay sheep
You can't make stuff like this up:
Defensive tackle Ben Siegert, 20, was charged with driving under the influence of intoxicants after failing field sobriety tests. Ninety minutes after being pulled over, the 280-pound Siegert registered a .14 percent blood-alcohol content on a breath analyzer at the Benton County Jail, according to the sheriff's office. Oregon considers drivers with a .08 percent blood alcohol content to be drunk.
Siegert told the (Corvallis) Gazette-Times that he had nothing to do with the stolen ram.
"I don't know anything about that," he said. "I'm from a city. I don't know anything about sheep."
But wait, it gets better:
The 200-pound ram lives at the university's Sheep Center, and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep, said Sheep Center manager Tom Nichols.
Normally, we'd make a joke right here. But it's Sunday night, and quite frankly, this one speaks for itself (and we're laughing at BoiFromTroy's call: "does Chandler, AZ count as a City?")
Football player caught with stolen sheep [AP]
Ewe! Beaver caught with gay sheep! [BoiFromTroy]
Oregon State player caught drunk with gay sheep [Fanblogs]
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